Wtf was Alan thinking?

I can donate the bath water...

Idk: U h h h h , w h y ?

Because.
I wanted you to have it, I suppose.

Idk: Ew, no-

I can tell you are thirsty.
*shoves translucent water bottle in your mouth*

Idk: [Starts to choke on it and dies-]

*I revive you after shoving all the water through into your stomach*
So, how'd it taste?..
I put a li'l something special of my own in there for ya-

Hmm, good or something..?

In fact, the main ingredient was my own bath water, and the secret ingredient I made myself in the same bath.

Hmm, interesting...

Let's see if it has any effects over the next 9 months-
Wait you didn't hear that

Uhh, what-

Do you really want me to repeat myself?
You may regret it yknow?

N-no..?

Okay.
Let's put the seed behind us.

Uh, o-okay..?

Right.
(Well that was close-)

He didn’t have common sense in this situation.

Maybe bonk him three times to get him back to his senses- .>.

Okay

[Proceeds to bonk him 3 times]

Alan : * faints *

[A few minutes later...]

Alan : * Woke up * What happened?-

Idk: Dude, why were you drinking my bath water?

Alan : What do you mean? I’m not drinking bath water-

Idk: Uhh, you were drinking some before I knocked you out-

Alan : I don’t recall drinking some…

Idk: Hmm, then what are those? [Points at the empty bath water containers that were next to you]

Alan : … Huh????

(uhm, he lost his memory on the bath water btw)

Idk: [Snaps my fingers and makes you remember sh*t]

Alan : * Faints *

Idk: Oh sh*t-

* A few long minutes later, Alan woke up *

Idk: Uhh, are you...okay..?

No common sense