In the comments, I have questions for our President...

1. Do you prefer bacon or bologna?
2. Do you spell colour with a u?
3. Do you dislike Theresa May?
4. What is your favourite weather?
5. Do you eat fish and chips?
6. What biscuits do you like the most?
7. Someone bumps into you on the street, it's not your fault. What do you do?
a) Ignore them and move on
b) Mutter sorry even though it wasn't you fault
c) Confront them about it
d) Mutter "ow" painfully to make them feel bad
8. What is the most miserable place in the UK?
9. What is the worst football club? (Optional if you don't know football)
10. Do you hate the UK?

Thank you Mr President.

This will prove I'm NOT britjsh...
1. Do you prefer bacon or bologna? Neither. Cheeseburgers
2. Do you spell colour with a u? Kolor
3. Do you dislike Theresa May? Yes
4. What is your favourite weather? Nuclear winter...
5. Do you eat fish and chips? Yes.
6. What biscuits do you like the most? They all suc
7. Someone bumps into you on the street, it's not your fault. What do you do?
a) Ignore them and move on
b) Mutter sorry even though it wasn't you fault
c) Confront them about it
d) Mutter "ow" painfully to make them feel bad. D, obviously
8. What is the most miserable place in the UK? Wales
9. What is the worst football club? (Optional if you don't know football) the ones that actually play soccer
10. Do you hate the UK? I don't hate ALL of the uk...

You passed the test with flying colours (with a u). I'm happy you're my president sir

I'll answer this despite not being British just for the lulz
1. Bacon.
2. color
3. Don't really like her, but she's surely light-years better than Labour. Then again, I don't know much about her in the first place.
4. Early fall, when it's not too hot and not too cold. I hate spring here in Ohio because it rains all the time.
5. no
6. Idk
7. b
8. Wherever Labour controls the local government
9. I know literally nothing about British football/soccer teams
10. No. If anything, I somewhat like the UK.
11. BONUS ANSWER: I support Brexit, EU being an economic union is fine, the currency union is too much for me, and this talk of eroding national sovereignty and the "United States of Europe" is extremely alarming. The UK is probably better off without the EU.

My type of guy!