THE PENTAGON WILL AWARD THE MERITORIOUS UNIT COMMENDATION TO THOUSANDS OF TROOPS WHO TOOK PART; IN THE EVACUATION OF AFGHANISTAN LAST YEAR FOLLOWING THE SWIFT COLLAPSE OF THE U.S.-BACKED GOVERNMENT THERE. THERE, WE'VE ISSUED YOU PATHETIC WHINE-BABIES A COMMENDATION. NOW GO AWAY AND STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT THE AFGHANISTAN DEBACLE. I'M HAVING MY NAILS DONE.
