Parties are irrelevant. Your money is the ONLY metric you can use to pick parties. If you vote because of issues, you are beyond uninformed. Don't be their voter, make them be your advocate.
TODAY I SHALL TEACH YOU HOW TO ALWAYS VOTE FOR THE CORRECT PARTY EVERY TIME; "MAYBE A GOD OF DESTRUCTION"; "CNN SAID BIDEN WAS A GOD"; STEP 1: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE MEDIA, THEY LIE; "WHALES MUST HELP ME COOL THE PLANET WITH MY MIND"; STEP 2: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE CANDIDATES, THEY'RE INSANE; "I'M SCARED THE MOON WILL EXPLODE IF WE DON'T VOTE FOR BIDEN"; STEP 3: DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA FRIENDS, THEY'RE UNINFORMED IDIOTS; STEP 4: LOOK AT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. IF YOU HAVE MORE MONEY WITH THE CURRENT PARTY IN CHARGE, VOTE FOR THEM AGAIN. IF NOT, VOTE FOR THE OTHER PARTY. IT'S THAT SIMPLE
