I've had them for like 4 years and I've read like 5 books on chickens I can give advice

Do you have any advice as how to get a 50 cal rifle at the age of 14

build it yourself

just don't blow yourself up

Ok

Don't tell anyone either and keep it hidden for like 15 years as well because I'm sure you'd hate to be a felon; be grateful for the statute of limitations

a .50BMG fits in 3/4 inch piping. Do what you will with this information.

Ok

How do you shove one up your ass

By which I mean a donkey

I don't know I've never tried shoving a chicken up my аss

I've read you need to lube both your ass and the chicken so it can get up there

Again the donkey can't eat through his mouth so I have to insert food anally

you're gross

Shut your mouth