Remember to stay out of range of it's weapon

I would've suggested a few needles, some chloroform, some tape, and a sea lion, but your idea works as well.

Holdup

Hey, I saw someone else do it before and it worked.

H O L D U P

Come on now, you've got at least one Inkling tied up in YOUR basement.

No
Unlike you I still have my sanity

Hey, I am still sane. Otherwise they'd be dead.

Then what's your explanation

Either A: Try to find out what happened to UO's group, or B: Have someone to talk to. It gets lonely here with everyone else gone in Louisiana, New Bordeaux.

Who is UO

Please refer to his character logs in the RolePlay_Topic stream, they'll explain everything.

Wait, if you're gonna squidnap an octoling why do you need a sealion

To scare it straight, or do sea lions not eat octopus?

Ok, that makes sense but I'm not gonna help you squidnap an octoling

Relax, I am familiar with the format.

Just because you're familiar doesn't mean you should do it

Relax, it's not as if Agent 3 is gonna care, she'd kill it on the spot.

b r u h
You have no perception of right or wrong do you

No I do not, but I am making sure Agent 3 is not gonna get an extra kill, or do you want me to kill Agent 3? I have a rifle ready just in case you say yes, and some tranquilizer darts if you say no.

Neither of those things
Save them for joe Biden

I am not leaving them for that guy! Make a choice! Red pill or blue?

So it's roleplay stuff, ok
Beyond my comprehension

Yeah.

It's funny that this went from a post about a wholesome glitch to a roleplay about kidnapping

I'm still gonna try it.

Dude I wheezed at this

Its funny till they realize this actually happened.

No pill!
Agent 3 has their reason for fighting the octoling.
They just go back to a respawn point like inklings in turf war so it really doesn't matter

Okay, Blue pill it is. I will see to it they are not in the basement and not tied up for your concern, I'll be back by Tomorrow, at 09:00 with results.

Wait, Blue pill is the darts right?
...
Right!?!?!?

You'll find out at 9:00 A.M.

Why can't you just tell me

Because, it might work, it might not, especially with the full sweep.

Ok
I saw that notification
Nothing escapes my eyes lol

Sorry, that was for someone else.

Oh.
Well s**t

Find out at 9:00 A.M tomorrow.

Results are in.

Remember this?

Ye
Cam man took it in a different direction

Hey, I'm A man, not a monster.

#savethecephalopods

I got an Octoling, btw, How is your Octo stalker doing!

Good. She seemed hungry so I just gave her a pack of mini choco chip cookies.

Oh.