EVER WONDER WHAT PEOPLE ARE THINKING IN THEIR MUGSHOTS? "WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK ME IF I'M RELATED TO COLIN FARRELL?"; "YEAH I ROAD WITH WILLIAM QUANTRILL BACK IN 65, WHAT ABOUT IT?"; "I ONLY TOOK ONE CATALYTIC CONVERTER! SHEESH, YOU ACT LIKE I TOOK BOTH!"; "AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THAT GLOWING PURPLE SNAKE DRINKING A BEER OVER THERE?"; "I TOLD THE COPS 15 TIMES THAT FROZEN TURKEY FELL INTO MY PURSE BY ACCIDENT!"; "NOW LOOK, WHEN I PICKED HER UP AT THE MIDDLE SCHOOL, SHE SWORE SHE WAS 18!"
