YES I HAVE A FIANCÉ.
BUT IT’S NOT LIKE I MAKE MY LIFE ABOUT HER. SURE I THINK OF HER 24/7, SHE MAKES THE BEST COOKIES, SHE’S PRETTY. HER THIGHS > MY PILLOWS. HER FACE IS SO SQUISHABLE. I WOULD SPEND ALL DAY HOLDING HER HAND IF NEITHER OF US HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
MY SHOULDER > HER PILLOWS.
HER HAZEL EYES ARE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.
BUT NO, I DON’T SIMP ONE BIT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?