NuZi!

I choose this ratio

PIKACHU
I CHOOSE YOU

I have neither so…

Fair

balls

"you can only pick one."
ok. i pick one.

idk i guess i could flip a coin

or

i want to see this

Wha-

the comments I mean

one

WITHOUT MY BALLS MY DICK IS USELESS
WITHOUT MY DICK MY BALLS ARE USELESS

i mean not really...

YOU CAN PEE WITHOJT A DICK

Lmao

You can still have sex and an orgasm with your dick and no balls
You just can’t reproduce.
And the balls have nothing to do with pissing.

My friend has no balls…
Long story short they were playing with them, twisted them, and had to miss school for several days due to a surgery that makes most mens balls clench and dick shrivel

No point in sex if you can’t reproduce

And you can pee without a dick

Ah, I see. You’re one of them idiots…
Have a good day then

SEX IS FOR REPRODUCTION ONLY

Zi, he deserves to lose his balls

i can bite off someone's dick

i fear for every man

i can have several dicks

bold of you to assume i have either

Neither

I shall choose the answer that allows both to be kept, as philosophically that is indeed a answer.

Checkmate

Dick
I could make myself a pussy

what-

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