Ted Cruz's a-holery-related title.

"If you are that slacker barista who wasted seven years in college studying completely useless things, now has loans and can't get a job, Joe Biden just gave you 20 grand. Maybe you weren't gonna vote in November, and suddenly you just; got 20 grand, and if you can get off the bong for a minute and head down to the voting station, or just send in your mail-in ballot that the Democrats have helpfully sent you, it could drive up turn-out, particularly among young people."; -Ted Cruz being Ted Cruz, calling baristas unemployed slackers and guaranteeing he'll never be able to order a beverage again without having to worry about its spit content.