The stream next week after I leave office...

Only the monkee's nefarious war crimes can stop the gnome invasion.
Of course if you win, you can step up your own war crimes...

Good decision

if I win re-election as HoS I’ll make sure to continue the war crimes

The crimes must continue. The gnomes cannot be trusted.

I hope you can stop the gnome invasion but if we had to preference, I'd preference your party at no 2

Okay

You always have to cook em just right otherwise the meat will give you worms or the meat is dry like leather

Slowcooking is the way to go...

Yep!

Gnomes can't be trusted...

Gnomes love meat.