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wtf am i gonna do? go through the screen and grab it?
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yes
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Yes.
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
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cultured.
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Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
Now, the internet loves catgirls. They are seen everywhere in anime and popular culture….. but would eating one be cannibalism?

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Now we have to ask. What makes up a catgirl. Well obviously you have the ears… the tail… and the paws. Now you might say that “well, obviously it’s only cannibalism if you eat the human parts, and the cat parts are fine to eat. You can chow down on as many cat ears as you like”.. however what if under all that fur was still human flesh?

This question of if a catgirl is human or not, is not uncommon on the internet. Those around the world have debated this topic, however not in terms of cannibalism, but in terms of when a catgirl becomes a furry. Now many seem to have come to an agreement on this, and believe that once the fur exceeds the flesh on the outside, it starts to become weird.

However our cannibalism question is a bit different, as cannibalism is about eating one of your own species, so the real question is, are catgirls human?

What is a human? Many descriptions say that any of those in the species ‘Homo sapiens’ are humans, however that brings us to the issue… of Neanderthals.

Now, Neanderthals were another species in the ‘Homo’ genus, and lived until about 40,000 years ago. Fossil records show that humans and Neanderthals likely interacted, however now, we are the only ones left. The Neanderthals, despite their larger brain and body, were unable to keep up their bodies the way humans could, and as such, could not survive long. Homo sapiens, the human tribe. Not the strongest, nor the smartest, but the fittest.

As Neanderthals became fewer and far between, they began breeding with humans, and integrating into the human tribe, and eventually becoming the same as us. The ones that poison the air. Murder eachother for naught more than our own self interest. And bring down everything around us.

Now, if Neanderthals existed today, it would be likely that we would consider that cannibalism, as not only were our two species quite similar, but we could also breed, and create, cute, neanderhuman babies, capable of further reproduction… which is incredibly important.

You see, ecologists have long attempted to seperate the billions of different species that appear throughout our diverse ecosystem. One such way of differentiating species, is the process of speciation. Speciation is a term that says once two seperate groups become unable to produce fertile offspring with eachothe
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