Holy f**king shit. I want to bang the Undertale Skeleton so go***mn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to Sans's Grocery Store I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant f**king sex with Sans. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Sans's tight skeleton ass. I want him to have my mutant human/monster babies.
F**k, my f**king mom caught me with the neighbors' halloween skeleton decoration. I'd dressed it in my brother's jacket and went to f**king town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Sans again.
