(kif: can't comment soo, i had a dream where i was about to sex your mother but she was too ugly and scary)

had a dream where if you searched up "bad porn" three shadow demons would appear on your device and start SCREECHING at the top of their lungs

that's not a dream though
that's just what happens

i wanna see if that's real

Why would you search up porn in a dream?

lemon demon

That's true and not are dream

also
that's just my choir class

the pornpolice

I had a dream where my aunt worked at some spy agency's hidden base, but then my mind went haywire and replace my aunt with a sexy merman who lived in an underwater secret base

Ok

DAMNN

All my dogs fur fell off and she turned into a werewolf and ate my grandma (I was 6)

._.

Don't ask 😭

press f in the chat for granny

F

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I had a dream I was at vacation to an uncle of mine in Dubai (I didn’t even know him but my family did) and that in the streets a terrorist army group was spreading and that they kidnap young kids by spitting on them.
I was walking with by uncle at a local street market when suddenly randomly a big guy runs after me and other kids there
He catches me, spits on me and I get unconscious.
When I wake up I find myself in a small room with 2 roommates my age who were my age, and had been kidnapped months earlier, and one of them was completely brainwashed and saw me as a “rookie”
I also had an army suit on and I was immediately forced into a training with that army, which were taekwondo lessons (taekwondo was my hobby at the time I had this dream so ye) with my then girlfriend being the help instructor for some reason
Turns out I was in a huge prison like building, the food was like baby food and I was constantly wondering wtf was going on
At night, I woke up to my other roommate (not the brainwashed one) singing See You Again by Charlie Puth and it turns out he was his nephew and that his missing case was all over the world
Talked with him, sung that song for some reason (not even my genre of music) and went back to sleep

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Next day, I was forced into a military operation with my two roommates, 3 other kids and my then-gf leading this shit (IDK NEGATIVE SHIT WAS GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND HER)
I needed to get into a mini tank, that was made entirely of a see through clear, rubber like material
Nearly didn’t fit and I was scared af, but that brainwashed lil shit roommate coached me through it
Suddenly, I was told to grab the hands to some skippyball handle like thingy in the tank
I did, and I got dropped out of a fcking plane with a tank and after landing, I had to invade my local supermarket at home and rob everything
I found out that it was actually fun😈 and the operation was a success
But the next day, I changed minds, and I made an escape plan with like 40 other ppl, including the singing roommate and my tired ex
We used a trampoline to jump over the big prison wall, where outside all of our families and the police were waiting (idk how)
In the evening, I had a family dinner at the roof of my uncles house, like nothing had happened until I got a video call and it turns out it was Charlie puth and his nephew who went in to thank me
It was one of my only dreams that ended with a happy ever after

Btw I was 11 when I had this dream

slenderman and herobrine get hit by cars

Wot

they both died

lol

The everywhere were black holes that can be easily repaired

🕳

I had a nightmare a few nights ago in which some guy was in the fnaf 1 office, and he hears a thud from the left hallway, and he looks to see foxy just standing in the hallway and then the guy says "hey little buddy" and foxy still just stands there, and then the guy says "do you wanna come inside my office" to which foxy immediately bolts at the guy and then I woke up,

Thanks for responding to my comment

One time I had a dream I was in the backrooms

(it wasn't one time, it was multiple)

Well, this one was pretty much me watching Gumball. It was on that one scene from a Gumball episode where Alan (the balloon) tries to talk to that radio headed kid. You see, instead of Alan getting stuck to the prinicipal's back, he got captured by Four (yes, the host of the webseries BFB). Then Four deflates him and puts him inside a jar. Four asks if he should "do it." Some other Gumball characters agree and then Four takes a f**king piss on the jar. The characters are grossed out and Sarah (the ice cream) says "Eww..." Then the dream ended.

Is everything ok at home?

Yea... is it fine if i tell you another werid dream I had?

Yeah

ok i put this on a txt file so ill let it speak for its self.

i had a f**king dream that vail uploaded a video that said cartoon network f**king hired nasa to travel out of the f**king solar system to kidnap gumball (who was f**king gigantic for some reason) and they sucseded so they f**king trapped him next to the f**king cn building in a glass cube for f**king money like king f**king kong and gumball was so f**king scared. what the hell was that f**king dream.

i dont know why i put curse words everywhere on it.

That is strange

Do you wanna hear a dream I had?

ye

There are several times I had a dream where I no clip to the backrooms in my sleep

Every time I try to leave level 0 I wake up

But one time I made it to level 1

But when I tried to leave level 1 I woke up