You guys seem like the type to hold no bars, please let me do the same

No

Why roast you?

In all honesty, I was extremely tired when I posted this and wanted to see if I could find some hidden gems of users. What I wasn't expecting was the dark humor stream to be the best one I tested this on, bravo!

Well here it is.

best stream confirmed

In all seriousness, I don't want to offend anybody here, this was just for laughs. I will gladly hand out compliments to everyone if they want some, you guys are great :)

I'd roast you, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

No wonder she told you that, she didn't want to die a fiery death

YO THAT WAS GOOD! i love my mom tho lol

Wut ?🙄

Your guns so big they kill you when you flex

Is this a roast or a compliment? You've confused my two braincells

It was meant to be a roast lol

Lol well, you certainly fried my neurons so consider it a success

Yay!

*puts in oven*
I'd like to see you try

I'm afraid if I did you'd be baked into a gendersolid (yeah yeah, I know it's unoriginal)

Nah
I'd just evaporate with the heat and then eventually rematerialize.
Liquid evaporates under high heat, not solidify

dang it I am so tired, fair play

I can't, even if I tried

There's nothing to roast. Usually you need a person to roast, but right here is just a soulless figure without a brain, heart, or lungs.

You don't have a person? Well congrats, your imgflip memes are so devoid of character I couldn't dig up a personality to roast from them either

if you are a girl i could wipe 99% of your beauty with a face wipe well actually you might be a girl noticing how small your ahem "personality" is

Done

If this is me, I dispense only truths.
And I say your roast sucked

Wow, with a chin like that you can wipe your butt and your nose at the same time.

You're one to talk, you have to go down the mariana trench and around your collection of anime pillows every time you want to tie a shoe

What're you talking about?

I mean, that's fair. It wasn't a very good comeback, so kudos to you sir

This checks out

Sorry, I can’t think of a roast dumb enough for you to understand.

Sorry, I can't think of a comeback that's worth my time to put here

It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.

Almost as funny as watching you take a whole day to sound out what my replies say

I’ve been insulted worse by better.

Fair enough. You get a follower

GG man, you put up a good fight. 👍