You guys seem like the type to hold no bars, please let me do the same
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reply In all honesty, I was extremely tired when I posted this and wanted to see if I could find some hidden gems of users. What I wasn't expecting was the dark humor stream to be the best one I tested this on, bravo!
reply 1 up , 5mo
In all seriousness, I don't want to offend anybody here, this was just for laughs. I will gladly hand out compliments to everyone if they want some, you guys are great :)
reply I'd roast you, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
reply No wonder she told you that, she didn't want to die a fiery death
reply 1 up , 5mo
YO THAT WAS GOOD! i love my mom tho lol
reply Your guns so big they kill you when you flex
reply Is this a roast or a compliment? You've confused my two braincells
reply It was meant to be a roast lol
reply Lol well, you certainly fried my neurons so consider it a success
reply *puts in oven*
I'd like to see you try
reply I'm afraid if I did you'd be baked into a gendersolid (yeah yeah, I know it's unoriginal)
reply Nah
I'd just evaporate with the heat and then eventually rematerialize.
Liquid evaporates under high heat, not solidify
reply 2 ups , 5mo
dang it I am so tired, fair play
reply There's nothing to roast. Usually you need a person to roast, but right here is just a soulless figure without a brain, heart, or lungs.
reply 1 up , 5mo
You don't have a person? Well congrats, your imgflip memes are so devoid of character I couldn't dig up a personality to roast from them either
reply 0 ups , 4mo
if you are a girl i could wipe 99% of your beauty with a face wipe well actually you might be a girl noticing how small your ahem "personality" is
reply 0 ups , 5mo
If this is me, I dispense only truths.
And I say your roast sucked
reply Wow, with a chin like that you can wipe your butt and your nose at the same time.
reply You're one to talk, you have to go down the mariana trench and around your collection of anime pillows every time you want to tie a shoe
reply What're you talking about?
reply 1 up , 5mo
I mean, that's fair. It wasn't a very good comeback, so kudos to you sir
reply Sorry, I can’t think of a roast dumb enough for you to understand.
reply Sorry, I can't think of a comeback that's worth my time to put here
reply It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.
reply Almost as funny as watching you take a whole day to sound out what my replies say
reply I’ve been insulted worse by better.
reply Fair enough. You get a follower
reply 0 ups , 5mo
GG man, you put up a good fight. 👍
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ROAST ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN; AND I WILL ROAST YOU BACK
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