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HI, I'M DR. ANTHONY FAUCI.
I'VE SPENT OVER 50 YEARS
STUDYING VIRUSES.
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I FOUND THE CURE FOR
THREE MAJOR DISEASES.
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I'VE BEEN MEDICAL ADVISOR TO
EVERY PRESIDENT SINCE REAGAN.
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I'VE RECEIVED THE PRESIDENTIAL
MEDAL OF FREEDOM, AMERICA'S
HIGHEST CIVILIAN HONOR. BUT MY MOST IMPORTANT GOAL
HAS BEEN TO "TRICK" REDNECKS
INTO WEARING PAPER MASKS.
THAT IS THE SUMMIT OF MY CAREER.
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