I'M A NICE PERSON AS LONG AS YOU FOLLOW MY 3 RULES:; RULE NUMBER 1: BE POLITE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME. RULE NUMBER 2: DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO OR ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. RULE NUMBER 3: NEVER MAKE ME DO THINGS FOR YOU THAT YOU CAN HANDLE JUST FINE ON YOUR OWN. IF YOU DON'T BREAK THESE RULES, I PROMISE WE'LL GET ALONG JUST PERFECTLY.