“Oh I’ll get em this time! Beam attack!”

Maybe I’ll pass away this time HEART ATTACK

Ooh

“Cream attack!”

MAYBE ILL STOP IT IN TIME BEAM ATT-NO DRILL ATTACK

that’s all the beam attack sightings

ok back to it so would waddle DOO jaywalk

Nah, he’d take his time so he doesn’t trip and hurt his eye

But would he jaywalking

No, he would exclusively use only zebra crossings

Like the waiting

In Zebra crossings pedestrians have right of way not cars; also there is no time limit

FAILBOAT MY BOI