5 THINGS MILLENNIALS THINK ARE COOL THAT BOOMERS KNOW ARE RIDICULOUS; TATTOOS; NOTHING SCREAMS MILLENNIAL MORE THAN TATTOOS COVERING 98% OF YOUR BODY. STILL THINK 40 YEARS FROM NOW THAT MANDALORIAN QUOTE ON YOUR FOREHEAD WILL BE RELEVANT? YOUTUBE INFLUENCERS; HYSTERICALLY SCREAMING THAT LAVA IN MINECRAFT IS ACTUALLY BURNING YOU SAYS MORE ABOUT YOUR TRAGIC EMOTIONAL STATE THAN YOUR GAMER SKILLS. JOB INSTABILITY; WORKING 3 JOBS AT THE SAME TIME IS IMPRESSIVE. BEING FIRED FROM YOUR LAST 3 JOBS IN 12 MONTHS, NOT SO MUCH. PENCHANT FOR MINIMALISM; OWNING NOTHING DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE BETTER ALIGNED WITH MOTHER EARTH. IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE BORING AND POOR. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT YOU NEED TO TEXT DURING DINNER, CLASS, OR WHILE ON A DATE? IS THERE A NEW CAT MEOWING VIDEO YOU MUST SEE? TEXTING INCESSANTLY
