im bored part... 4?

I woke up and was so tired I tripped over my own two feet fell in my bed and fell back asleep I'm not joking

thats pretty funny

Ya imagine how confused I was when i woke up and half of body was off my bed

lol one time i sleep walked out of my room, down my stairs, and flopped onto my couch. i was pretty confused when i woke up too

Oof

https://imgflip.com/gif/6qtd3n

good job

Umm I have no idea how to

entertain me

Ummmmm.... My boyfriend has 80 bodies in his basement, one of them is me

uuh need help?

Nope! I'm good

oki dokie

aa dont pok me

*poks cutely*

okay cutely is fine :)

^u^

Once I had a dream that Danny DeVito got into a fist fight with me.

lol who won?

Danny devito

could've guessed

yes you may danny devito

i mean if you insist /j /j

AYO WTF

nooo its a joke lmao

I know I saw the /j I just react to everything ig :\

okay lol

Not really funny but my marching already got two of our three movements in the field nearly flawless in just about three weeks

thats cool

Acidic potato

potato??

Yes indeed

P O T A T O

A C I D I C P O T A T O

I play a sequel rpg video game, and the original had an amazing raid with a transmasc boss that's the most powerful being in the game (except the Witness and their close followers)

The raid may be added to the sequel on Friday

cool!

Ooh yes
It was confirmed, that's the raid that's being brought back

Is it okay if my story isn't about gayness

yeah

Okay so yesterday me and my friend were just "decorating" a bridge with gay stuff, and then we see a little 3-5 year old kid pass us
we ignore the kid, but as we are drawing on the Bridge, the kid calls out to us.
Naturally, we turn around and look at him
and then he said "F**K YOU!"
reminder this is a 3 year old
so obviously we chase after him like what the fukk
then he called me a w**** and a bitch like-
so we shrug and give up on the bridge and just start heading home
AND HE FRICKING FOLLOWED US HOME-
he also started throwing mud on us, slapping us, punching us, and scratching us :)
but right as we're about to reach my house, we found his Grandma..!
So we tell her what happened, and I could tell from this person's attitude that he did not survive when he got home LOLLLLLL
do I feel bad cuz he obviously didn't know the definition?
NOPE :D
and that's why I hate kids lol
( except for your sister if she's younger than you, I heard she was really nice to you -v-)
God that was long lol

my sis is younger, but that is HILARIOUS. put that kid in his place lmao

Lol, I told everybody at school about it apparently some of my friends have dealt with the same kid lmaoooo
if I see him again I'm definitely beating the shit out of him lol

do it

Don't worry, I'm going out on random times trying to find him
( and doing graffiti cuz I want to lol)

lol. u sound like a fun person :)

Awww, thank you!

:P np

^^
ur one of the people on this site really like, so that means a lot c:

:0 thx! and i mean it too you seem fun and nice :D

Thank YOU! I can't confirm that I'm nice i r l, but I'm glad you think I am! :)

( a Sprinkle of gay stuff, all the drawings were of the pan flag because we had only four colors for that flag, and we were both wearing Pride makeup lol)