THE WORST BASEBALL PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU GAVE UP BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE THE MOST BLOOD-CURDLING EYE-SQUISHINGLY TOENAIL-GROWINGLY BONE-BURNINGLY TOE-CURLINGLY ORNAMENT-SHATTERINGLY WATER-BOILINGLY UGLY CACA I HAVE EVER LAID MY EYES UPON. YOU SMELL LIKE A DECAYING TOOTH DIPPED IN DORITO TAKIS COOKING OIL SWEDISH FISH GUMMY BEAR SOUR PATCH KIDS CHILLI PEPPER PICKLE SEAWATER BOOGER-SWEAT CAT TOENAIL COOKING OIL GREEN TAKIS JALÉPANO CINNAMON PURPLE PAPRIKA POWDER. I'M SENDING A MESSAGE TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS WHOLE ORDEAL RIGHT NOW AND THEY WILL KICK YOU OUT AND YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE 50$ FROM SITTING ON THE STREETS TO COME BACK AND BY ALL MEANS, DON'T COME BACK TO THIS STADIUM UNTIL YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KIDNAP YOU. YOU ARE
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