What do you want me to sound like this then?:
WE MUST INVESTIGATE THE FILTHY REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS! They keep getting away with crimes because they hold TOO MUCH POWER! Just like how Bezos escapes being held accountable for his business's poor working conditions, the FILTHY POLITICIANS escape being held accountable for their CORRUPTION! What ever happened to "All are equal before law" because that certainly is not happening right now!
If we want to get rid of these FOUL POLITICIANS, we need MAJOR SYSTEMIC CHANGE or NOTHING will ever get better!!!!!