Probably should have said that then, instead if making it all about you.
PRO TIP: Wait until you get your emotions under control before you try to meme. In the meantime I hope you get a job soon, finding one has literally never been easier.
Until you can figure how to do it for real then you should at least *try* to act like a man. Even just as a joke, I'm sure it'll give your mom a good laugh