Legal coke.

True

“Ope, honey, our son found the cheese stash again.”

Uh oh lmao

Fr

So I'm a drug addict

The government is milking it for all it's worth.

https://youtu.be/zBvjXhUSUpU

Wait I can replace my crack with CHEESE!

Italians be like:

WE GOTTA COOK SOME CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE MOB
OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF
(this cheddar is 99.1% pure)

jesse we have to mak provolone cheese jesse its better than our product

jesse we need the provolone quick gus needs 20003 km/h of cheese

Drugs but they have no toes

Holy crap

I'm from Wisconsin....

Do you eat cheddar a lot?

I legally obligated not to answer that.

Oof