CONSERVATIVES TOOK ISSUE WITH A NEW LEFTIST CNN ANALYSIS ATTEMPTING TO SPIN A STEADY DECLINE FROM RECORD GAS PRICES AS A "$100-A-MONTH RAISE" OR "TAX CUT."; BUT -- HEY! -- EVEN A BLIND-FOLD WEARING DRUNK BALANCING ON A TETTER BOARD ON ONE FOOT COULD HAVE HIT THAT BIG FAT SITTING TARGET WITH A SLINGSHOT.