Easy

But if you have every superpower ever than you have the power of resurrection, therefore you can revive your pets and heal them.

You'd also need the ability to revert aging
and you'd have to be able to cure any mental illness.
aging so they don't just unalive immediately,
and wouldn't you go insane if you know you died and are still here?
Truly...

simple, get the blue pill and give your pets the power to never get hurt or die, and still get your superpower

Millions of times...

Instead it should be pets get to live as long as humans because if dogs don't die they have to have the sadness of they're owners dieing forever because once they get a new owner they will die so on and so on.

Yeah I thought about that after I posted it

Hm.

Yah they should live as long as humans but if they think there to old the can die

Yep.

I don’t care about powers, I NEED MY PET!

just pick the first one it allows u to be able to do the second one

blue

If you take red, that means your pet never dies, so when you die it will be alone. So you should take blue and make it so your pet lives as long as you do and you also get powers so when you die you can keep your pet in the afterlife :D

The red pill

If you've ever wanted any of the omnis (Omnipotence, Omnipresence, Omniscience) You have the red pill so long as you take the blue pill

Guys, this was supposed to be a joke, not to be explained, you get the idea though, it's just a joke. No need to explain it.

why is it called wheeze

bc koffing turns into wheezing in pokemon, you would cough before you wheeze.

no think abount it. no. say it. alot.

just the red please

Wait could u just not use the power of the blue pill to keep your animals alive?

You get the idea right tho?

If you choose the blue the red one would be included

Blue button for blue pill

Bro same

I'd pick the superpower one and cure and make immortal my pet