Easy

But if you have every superpower ever than you have the power of resurrection, therefore you can revive your pets and heal them.

You'd also need the ability to revert aging
and you'd have to be able to cure any mental illness.
aging so they don't just unalive immediately,
and wouldn't you go insane if you know you died and are still here?
Truly...

Instead it should be pets get to live as long as humans because if dogs don't die they have to have the sadness of they're owners dieing forever because once they get a new owner they will die so on and so on.

Yeah I thought about that after I posted it

Hm.

Yah they should live as long as humans but if they think there to old the can die

Yep.

simple, get the blue pill and give your pets the power to never get hurt or die, and still get your superpower

I don’t care about powers, I NEED MY PET!

Millions of times...

blue

If you've ever wanted any of the omnis (Omnipotence, Omnipresence, Omniscience) You have the red pill so long as you take the blue pill

If you choose the blue the red one would be included

Bro same

Blue button for blue pill

just the red please

If you take red, that means your pet never dies, so when you die it will be alone. So you should take blue and make it so your pet lives as long as you do and you also get powers so when you die you can keep your pet in the afterlife :D

just pick the first one it allows u to be able to do the second one

Guys, this was supposed to be a joke, not to be explained, you get the idea though, it's just a joke. No need to explain it.

I'd pick the superpower one and cure and make immortal my pet

Wait could u just not use the power of the blue pill to keep your animals alive?

You get the idea right tho?

The red pill

why is it called wheeze

bc koffing turns into wheezing in pokemon, you would cough before you wheeze.

no think abount it. no. say it. alot.