Mine went like this:
Me: I know I'm mostly Irish, but I'm sure there's some German or French or Scandinavian in there somewhere. Maybe I'm even part black or Jewish or something?
Results: 95% Irish and English.
*Bagpipe music begins playing in the distance*
The other 5% is 2% German, 1% Italian, 1% Sardinian, .5% Scandinavian, and .5% somewhere in Africa. Just throwing it out there.