I learn anybody's ip address by looking at their profile

You have porn open anytime you are at the pc or phone

I can immediately and easily memorize the first 50 decimals of π

You become a nerd

Yeah that’s aight

I can kill anyone just by saying i want them dead

You are forever horny

dang

YES, I WANT THAT

Time travel

You can only travel to 1984

1933 would have been better

I do not mean the real 1984

the ability to shapeshift into anything?

You have tumors

haha jokes on you bitch! I BECOME THE CANCER!

*turns into pride flag*

Children

Danny

No clue who dat is