HERE I AM ON THE FRONT LINES, FIGHTING PUTAIN WITH MY BARE HANDS, AND BUCKETS OF US DOLLARS! DON'T ASK WHY OUR MILITARY BUDGET WENT 6 BILLION A YEAR TO 6 BILLION A MONTH BUT WE'RE STILL FIGHTING WITH WW2 SURPLUS. DEFINITELY DON'T ASK WHERE THE MONEY WENT. SHIT. WRONG BACKGROUND AGAIN. CUT.