And I won't abuse it.

We already have too many bozos with mod

nein

Please, I'll be fast

no, were not going to trust you being a mod you know that.

I'm not going to abuse :(

Nah

I feel like if you would like to have mod we will have to make an establishment of trust over a month or two before you would get it.
Even with your past actions taken into account (I thought it was funny but that is not the point) there are still blocks in the way that still need to get taken out. Hense you are still relatively new, and just started posting in this stream today. Alongside that we will need to make sure that you have no intention of abusing it as you did on the fandom page a while back.

If that is taken into measure we may consider it.

Please T-T

I am sorry but that is the standard mod protocol when it comes to new users

I joined almost a year ago.

That is true, but you just sparked an interest in posting here.
I saw your conversation with Donald and I know your intentions, but we still need to build up a few things before giving a privilege such as mod.

Nope

HELL NO