Yeah, but in this case, the kittens started competative business, chiefly in the "look what I killed in the garden today, mommy" industries,.., Made the Duck Dynasty boys look like peasants.
A SCHOOLBOY WROTE IN HIS WEEKLY ESSAY: “MY CAT JUST HAD SEVEN KITTENS. THEY’RE ALL COMMUNIST.”
THE FOLLOWING WEEK, THE BOY WROTE: “MY CAT’S KITTENS ARE ALL CAPITALIST.”; THE TEACHER CALLED HIM UP AND ASKED HIM TO EXPLAIN THE SUDDEN CHANGE. “LAST WEEK, YOU SAID THEY WERE ALL COMMUNISTS!”
THE BOY NODDED. “THEY WERE, BUT THIS WEEK THEY ALL OPENED THEIR EYES.”