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Dry, Dark Humor. [Rejected from Dark Humor because... It's political?]

Dry, Dark Humor. [Rejected from Dark Humor because... It's political?] | Dad, Judaism, the parent religion (old testament) of christianity was founded in 2000 BCE. This is Christianity's first earliest reference of God. That's right, son. But Homo-Sapiens have been around for 200,000 years. What about them? Do you have any idea what kind of backlog I am dealing with? It's 2020, and I'm still processing 196,000 years in which you failed to appear to anyone. Then one day, you just appear to some random Hebrew and scribble notes on a rock while looking like a bush on fire! Fire! 
Of all things!
 That's my bit! God has a plan for everyone, son. | image tagged in finding neverland,kronk shoulder angel/devil,no no he's got a point,god,christianity,dark humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
491 views 6 upvotes Made by anonymous 2 years ago in politicsTOO
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2 ups, 2y
Godzilla vs Kong vs Cheems | CHURCH [RELIGION] STATE [POLITICS] CHURCH [RELIGION] STATE [POLITICS] "steigh sappur8ted!" | image tagged in godzilla vs kong vs cheems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 2y,
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this is just my opinion, but they're not very good at understanding dark humor over there
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2 ups, 2y
I mean, I get it. This comes off as politicalish. But........... It's "dry" there is humor here. It's the slide with Kronk.
0 ups, 2y
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    Dad, Judaism, the parent religion (old testament) of christianity was founded in 2000 BCE. This is Christianity's first earliest reference of God. That's right, son. But Homo-Sapiens have been around for 200,000 years. What about them? Do you have any idea what kind of backlog I am dealing with? It's 2020, and I'm still processing 196,000 years in which you failed to appear to anyone. Then one day, you just appear to some random Hebrew and scribble notes on a rock while looking like a bush on fire! Fire! Of all things! That's my bit! God has a plan for everyone, son.