"I HAVE A FEAR OF HEIGHTS BECAUSE I ALMOST FELL OFF A CLIFF ONCE"
"I HAVE A FEAR OF DOGS BECAUSE I ALMOST GOT MAULED BY A PACK OF DOGS"
"I HAVE A FEAR OF NEEDLES CUZ ONE GOT STUCK IN MY LEG AND I COULDN'T GET IT OUT"; MEANWHILE ME: COOL I HAVE A FEAR OF BUGS BECAUSE A GRASSHOPPER LANDED ON MY HEAD