* Eyyy! Kiddo did ya see how mad my bro got? It was hilarious!

Good job, Sans

* thanks kiddo

Bet he's got a bone to pick with you, now.

* da dum tis *
* Eyy! Good one kiddo

( Meanwhile Papyrus in the back )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why can't Papyrus be as funny as you are? Somethin' wrong with his funny bone?

* da dum tis *
* Actually I don't really know. He probably just don't like my puns- it's quite a-

NO MORE PUNS!!!!

(i really wanna know what Sans was about to say lol)

( Sans was going to compliment his brother to make him feel better like he normally does in the game)

It's not like he's got the guts to stop us from being funny

* He might. My bro-

IS THE COOLEST AND I SHOULD BE THE HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD! IM GLAD YOU AGREE BROTHER!

* . . .

No, I'm saying he literally doesn't have the guts.
'Cause he's a skeleton.

* Yeah I kinda figured that's what ya ment.

SERIOUSLY NO MORE PUNS!

I could use somethin' to eat right about now

* Ketchup?

NO SANS THE HUMAN OBVIOUSLY WANTS THE GREATEST SPAGHETTI OF ALL TIME!

* But can we put-

NO.

Ketchup ON the spaghetti?

* Yes!

NO!! I WONT LET MY MASTER PIECE BE RUINED BY KETCHUP!!

But ketchup is still techically a tomato sauce

BUT-

* Hah! The kids right!

Unless there's other options for food, maybe some spare ribs?
*ba-dum tss*

* Heh heh. Good job kid

AAAAAAAAAAAAA NO MORE PUNS!! STOP!!!

Fine, let's just have spaghetti

* But can we have it with Ketchup that's the question...

NO

* Yes

NO

If you want ketchup, you can have it on the side

* . . . You monster. . .

I AGREE

* Screw it I'm going to Grillbys

*reloads from last save point*
Fine, let's just have spaghetti

* Did you really just reload?... You can't stop me from going to Grillbys

SANS I THINK YOUR DRUNK...

Does Grillby's have burgers? Because if so, I'm coming with you.

* Yeah it does.

WAIT HUMAN NO!! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

That was fast

* Heh thanks

Sans, let's go get burgers

* Alright. I know a shortcut

NO! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIS BEHAVIOR!!!

Cool outfit by the way, both of you

* Ya know I technically have this on everyday right?

THANK YOU HUMAN! THE GREAT PAPYRUS LIKES YOUR OUTFIT AS WELL!

Ok, well let's go get burgers now. You said there was a shortcut?

* Yeah.. a 'shortcut'

Alright, let's go

* Alright.

* Sans starts walking to a corner and gestures for you to follow him *

*follows*

* You are somehow in Grillbys*

* Ya like my short cut?

Sans be owning your local Italian restaurant now

Genius

Sans, just give me the spaghetti already

Dont start to yelli at me things just started to get good

I was roleplaying as papyrus
All he does is yell

NYEH HEH HEH

Y E S

GO***MN IT MARIO!