Roast me

You look like someone that gets no women.

Even if you did, you wouldn't know what to do with them.

I would eat them of course.

I wish I was following a cursed comments stream so I can put that there.

Here's the link imgflip.com/m/cursedcomments

I do the same

yummy.

Very

HOG RIDER

bruh

This looks like the pig that one duck fought
"Duck downs pint gets drunk and fights pig"
The pig somehow lost

Thats me

So the duck fought you?
That's embarrassing

The duck was to scary

*too

What is this? School?

No
It's a grammatical error /j

I think that we should check area 51 first

already checked how about the milk store

How about hell

*roasts and puts in burger* yummy

Yes I am pretty yummy.

You are yummy too.

Bro why would try to make everyone else think you look better than you truly are?

Its funny

Well, I can’t think of anything.
It looks like you’ve taken care of that yourself

Yeah I do. How could you tell?

Cant rn
Im busy looking at your search history

wait how did you get that?

hacks

What have you seen so far?

Your all good. I cleared your browing history.

Thank you.

👍👌

Food

best roast I've ever heard

Aight

Half an hour later

HEY GUYS! WERE HAVING PORKCHOP FOR DINNER

Mmm yes let me have some of me

The last time I saw something like you, it was behind metal grids.

ayo how

In jail.

Wait you actually went to jail?

(ye-) Saw many criminals...they all had cuffs and looked miserable. And I suspect you may meet the same fate, because of your criminal behavior--xDD idk this isn't a good roast, is it?

What did you go to jail for?

oh well don't worry I wasn't in trouble just basically i went with my mom to visit some criminals and talk to them and like, get to know them a little and help them sorta. It was a short visit though-

your hair line