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Weight loss is easy!
Just eat a pound of yourself or so and poop it out 😀

I could see that catching on with environmental types, although a lot of us (I mean them! them) are vegetarian.

Still haven't found an improvement on my chainsaw diet. With enough grit, you too can lose 60 pounds in 60 seconds! Not to mention about 3ft of height.

Per hour? Is that on top of the calories I burn playing on my phone all day? 😭🤳

Per second

More effective than workouts

With that rate I’d be 10 pounds within no time

I weigh -100000999999999383747383847 tons

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