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Smiling Jesus Meme | "You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're the Messiah, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." — Evangelical Jesus | image tagged in memes,smiling jesus,evangelicals,conservative hypocrisy,god emperor trump | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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StanHalen
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I think i heard this sermon somewhere.
So there are five people taking the Fifth Amendment. Like you see on the mob, right? You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
I think he has broken all the "amendments" they talk about in church
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    "You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're the Messiah, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." — Evangelical Jesus