Eevee shoots your Doritos

jake: YES

Eevee: *hands Jake a pistol as they shoot the bag together*

jake: hell yeah(shoots bag)

Eevee: *destruction of doritos*

jake: YES

Eevee: *causes Dorito riots*

jake: HA HAHAAHAHHHAHHHHAAH

Eevee: *shoots Dorito factory*

jake: (nukes dorito HQ)

Eevee: :D

jake: (incinerates all things dorito) done.

FBI!Sans: N-NOT MY SWEET CHILI-PEPPER FLAVORED FAMILY PACK DORITOS! THAT'S IT YOU LITTL-*gets shot* f**k

Eevee: *summons sweet chili-pepper flavored Nation pack doritos* *hands huge bag*

THANK YOU VERY MUCH I FORGIVE YOU

Eevee: evoi

*pets eevee* well i will just cast a healing spell at some point when i find the motivation

Eevee: *throws Extra life brand health at you*

amazing.
*THE AMAZING ENDING*

Hans: VAS?! (Pulls out smg)

Me: *has an infinite supply of Doritos*

Eevee: :0

Me: ha
Erekiel: reheheheheh *takes the infinite supply of Doritos*
Me: um excuse me wut

ice: what did the bag do to you
ben: get the bag

Eevee: eeee

ice:..
ben: kill the bag

Eevee: AHAHHHHhhhhhHHhHhHhHh

ice: why

Ben 2: don’t kill the bag

(what)

Part Two (RadicalRaccoon): Eevee: *chomps on dorito*

EEVEE! STOP SHOOTING MY COOL RANCH DORITOS!

*shooting cool ranch intensifies*

Eevee... if you don’t stop shooting my doritos... i will disown you and put you into the desert

Eevee: *holds piece of paper*

... *snaps his own neck*

*thump*

Eevee: *walks away with another bag of cool ranch Doritos and starts eating them*

I’m alive!

*i made part two*

?

Eevee:

Eevee: nu

Hacker: *Enemy no ammo*

Eevee:

Hacker: *enemy outside*

Hacker: *Dorito yes*

Minus:NNNNOOOOOOO

Eevee: *pew pew the Doritos intensifies*

Minus: