Eevee shoots your Doritos

jake: YES

Eevee: *hands Jake a pistol as they shoot the bag together*

jake: hell yeah(shoots bag)

Eevee: *destruction of doritos*

jake: YES

Eevee: *causes Dorito riots*

jake: HA HAHAAHAHHHAHHHHAAH

Eevee: *shoots Dorito factory*

jake: (nukes dorito HQ)

Eevee: :D

jake: (incinerates all things dorito) done.

ice: what did the bag do to you
ben: get the bag

Eevee: eeee

ice:..
ben: kill the bag

Eevee: AHAHHHHhhhhhHHhHhHhHh

ice: why

Ben 2: don’t kill the bag

(what)

Hans: VAS?! (Pulls out smg)

Minus:NNNNOOOOOOO

Eevee: *pew pew the Doritos intensifies*

Minus:

EEVEE! STOP SHOOTING MY COOL RANCH DORITOS!

Eevee: nu

*shooting cool ranch intensifies*

Eevee... if you don’t stop shooting my doritos... i will disown you and put you into the desert

Eevee: *holds piece of paper*

... *snaps his own neck*

*thump*

Eevee: *walks away with another bag of cool ranch Doritos and starts eating them*

I’m alive!

*i made part two*

?

Eevee:

Hacker: *Enemy no ammo*

Eevee:

Hacker: *enemy outside*

Hacker: *Dorito yes*

Jacob: ??????

Eevee: *stops shooting the doritos* *questions existence*

Jacob: . . .

Eevee: *hands frost a shotgun*

*joins*

*they shoot the Dorito together*

(Easy to shoot doritos when there not yours and the trainer isn't home)

*Trainer busts through door*

*scared glaceon noises*

Eevee: :P

Frost: :/

Trainer: WHAT THE-

*scared glaceon noises*

…

(Nice)