INSPIRED BY HIS PARTY'S LEADERSHIP THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY WANTS TO RECLASSIFY CONVICTS AS 'INCARCERATED INDIVIDUALS'. THANKS TO MAYOR ADAMS I AM NO LONGER A CRIMINAL THUG; I AM AN INCOME REALLOTMENT SPECIALIST. I START WORKING FOR THE IRS TOMORROW. FELLOW POLITICIANS. GOT A NAGGING CHRONIC PROBLEM? JUST CHANGE THE DEFINITION, AND IT GOES AWAY LIKE MAGIC.
