All Hail

can i eat your legs

No they are like a bruised banana, covered in bruises

so sugary?

No purple

*eats your legs*

*regenerates legs*

*eats your legs again*

*regenerates legs and slaps the shit out of you*

*eats your hands and legs*
*spits on the wound, infecting them and preventing regeneration*
I WIN

*goes to hell beats the devil in a death match and returns to sell your organs on black web*

WTF man! I was gonna ride my bike to my friends house tomorrow

Who hurt you?

are you edible

No

too bad

Why?

*eats*

*gets stuck in throat*

*coughs you out* bru

>:)

*cuts you up*

*doesn't give a f**k and goes to hell*

get back here

*causes chaos in hell while being chased*

Who's ur crush
Muahaha

Most likely my bff irk

Ok