Tastes like chicken

Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do.

Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do.

Why tf is my mango squawking at me

why does my watermelon slice have a beak

I mean, usually when I eat someone's p**is, it's crunchy. I gotta chew extra hard to be able to swallow it half the time

I'm gay too...

I'm putting this in cursed comments

Yes

Bro... Why

You're uhh
not supposed to swallow it.
but ok
you do you man

MANGO BIRB

I beg your pardon

No imagine how horrible that would be inc the bird was by the food it looked like and you didn’t realize it was a bird and almost ate it that would be sad

Oh you didn't realize which stream this is did you

nooooooooo

Hold on i cut it and eat it with cereal

DON'T YOU DARE

hmmmm.. yummy, but why is it full of organ and has red liquid? and why does the kids keep staring at me?

forbidden school lunch

Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do.

😂

NOOOOO

Bro!!! Ya gotta remember to rip the black part (eyes) and the brown parts off! Not to mention the tan parts ( feet )

UNRIPE

This mango tastes weird...