Best way to prevent crime

Better to be consumed then eaten

Let me guess. Detroit?

Pov the guy in the reflection of the glass

How about they're eaten and then killed

That reflection looks creepy lmao

*sarcastically* Yay, cannibalism. My favorite thing in the world.
*seriously* DID ANYBODY BOTHER TO TURN IN A SECOND DRAFT?!

Thanks for terrifying me, ya dipsh*t.

I was being sarcastic.

My name's not Irene.

You're the beginning of a bad omen...

No my friend....you're talking to 'Michael'....the last stop before a final destination my friend.....Remember.....Michael is considered God in the bible my friends.....Good, bad, or indifferent we all need to get along........you'll see why? Don't come looking for me right now too......I'm already in Hell. Southern tip of the cross trying to keep many of you kids from falling off my friends......right church, wrong pew. Next stop............never, never, land. And Satan has the final say my friends. Don't push me overboard either......Satan and I can call the shots and call BS on each other at any time! He even sees what I see folks! Remember that! Sometimes you kids forget! Believe me....many of us around the globe are dare I say.....quite upset! You can't stop forward progress either! Like I said....he sees what I see too! Even I know I'm being watched by all sides.....Tough shoes to fill.

Richard14....ever been to the butcher, baker, and candlestick maker like i have in the past? I doubt it....Remember my friend......Jesus was and still is the King. God carries Jesus with him too. No worries...I got ya! Do you know how to get Jesus off the cross Biblically speaking? No? Damn.....sucks to be you then. Even Satan would get pissed for that disrespectful thinking. Mary too. You can bring back those horrible memories as much as you'd like....but they too can put you thru the ringer too you know for forsaking God. Can't stop forward progress either. See you all later....I'm held in check. Why? Judge not or ye be judged too. Remember that......Have a nice day Richard.

Hate to break it to you, my guy, but you just got r/wooooosh'ed.

I have to stay out of things too.....I can only observe. I'm the observant while punishments are dealt......I've already been punished enough. Ever kneel on one knee in church? Ever hear someone call Jesus a heritic to your face....Ever been told to kneel in front of the cross only for someone to stand there and make a cross without kneeling? What the heck!?!?! Forsaken God much people! It's God bless America and if you're going to forsake God in front of the beholder, I have no choice.....it's part of my job description folks.....have a nice day.

But don't worry...I don't make the punishements...the other party does......I'm here to keep the world from spiraling out of control too much......Even my brorher and sister Mary have had enough of the BS. "Don't forsake God and Mary in front of the beholder folks!" Rememberr that too....I'm not here to judge......I've already been judged by my peers. And it sucks.....

But being judged by my peers keeps me in check.....Have a nice day.

Remember my friends....you keep those lights on and I'll tend the garden.....Make it a nicer place from now on please....I too am sick and tired of all the BS. But I can dish it and take it too.....Kindly remember that.....I too have to delegate authority sometimes....Have a nice day.

So you FINALLY touch grass, eh? Took ya long enough.