The friend that has a snake: this is my nope rope that is very pretty but you don’t wanna get her mad cause she will strike you

Burmese pythons are friendly

I have a ball python

Friends with hamster: the is a fluffy crap dispenser, and is great to eat your veggies you do not want

Friends with gators: this is my swap kitty touchit and your dead
(My mom has a friend with a gator or well used to own a gator)

Friends with gerbils: this is a pampered, primpy rat
Will run away if give the chance

Friends with fish: this is a thing that needs water and food 24/7 but don’t over feed it or touch it

Friends with rabbits: I did not realise he hates carrots

(Lol my friend has a bunny)
Friends with Guinea pigs: these are angery floof balls try to pet them they will bite your fingers

*thinking very hard*
Friends with tortoises: this is an angry rock. He will bite. Do not make contact

*just dying of laughter*
Friends with kittens: this is my very hyper energetic floofy bundle of joy just be careful if they get to hyper welp say hi to scratches and bites

Friends with children : this is a f**king creature. Run, before it’s to late

Oml so true

Ikr

That’s what my mom would say to people

Haha
Mine loves me

Mine hates me
My dad is way nicer to me then she is

Same

Me with my cows this is my big dog who can and will kill you if you Anger her

haha