Roast Me Part 2

You live up to your username 🐷

If Kevin from Home Alone did drugs, this would be him.

That's just what I was thinking

The curtains are like you. Tasteless and when you're parents got them they realized it was a mistake

I think of myself as a procrastinated abortion

Procrastination doesn't pay

bro has no faith in life

No way it's the kid from A Christmas Story

I think the reason why they roasted the curtains is because they look better than you

XDDDD

Yep, that why I did it

you look like the type of kid that thinks girls are in love with you when they show you the smallest bit of kindness and cried at the end of the sonic movie

Bad curtains

i know dicks larger than your forehead

But those would be at least 70 ft!

80ft

Bro your forehead so big I could drive a tank on it

Amazing glasses man
Unfortunately, those are as transparent as your dick.

yo glasses so clear they could be identified as kool-aid man's pitcher.

bro looks like a hobgoblin

Is it cuz they look way better than you

Is this a guy or a woman, i cant actually see what gender you are

Trans guy

You make the curtains look nice

Those curtains are f**king hideous, replace them.

You look like a 80s movie nerd

Nice curtains

I'd roast you but You're not my taste

come back when you're a little bit fat

Boy looks like Harry Pot-head

1 question are you a girl or boy?

Trans dude

Bro i wish the curtains were more transparent than the glasses

Four eyes

You are uglier than me, and that is saying something, also those curtains suck ass

Why does he look like the nerd guy Roxxane tried to date in Megamind 💀

Harry Potter? What the hell happened?

That’s $100 uber from the eyebrows to the hairline

You don't need roasting, your face is enought to make my eyes burn already.

*enough

s u p e r b a d c u r t a I n s

Enough about the curtains

Bad curtains

w o r s t c u r t a I n s

Question for the crowd: How old do you think I am?

12or14

Not that anyone could tell with your fashion sense of a kindergartener

You can’t even see my clothes…

I can see the top of your shirt and I have already ordered a gallon or unsee juice

It literally says ‘Maine’ on it

Hey I just trying to find something to roast besides the horrible curtains

*of