any rp goes

el gato : c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c--c-cousin.........?

Gort: "no, who the f**k are you?"

Trooper: GET THE F**K OUT OF MY HOUSE! *pulls out a rocket launcher and starts shooting*

Gort: "fool!" *pulls out shotty and shoots rocket launcher, blowing up the area in between them*

Trooper: NOOOOOOO *pulls out a SPAS-12 and shoots Gort*

Gort: "you know, i dont feel like getting shot today" *he drops the shotty and the bullets freeze*

Trooper: Ok

Gort: "wanna play minecraft"

Trooper: No

Go, eevee!

Gort: *pulls out shotty*

Okay I pull up

Gort: "yes"

*I drop all my belongings and run away*

Gort: *pulls out shotty*