Roast Me

You look like if Harry Potter and Augustus Gloop had a baby

OHHHHHHHH

>:)

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:)

I successfully roasted someone. Nice

>:)

Dude, those curtains look like you! Ugly as f**k.

I said roast me not the curtains

Damn, it’s a shame that you massive forehead is a big waste of space.

If AVGN and Danny Gonzalez had a baby

That’s just hurtful

You asked for a roast, I delivered.

But Danny Gonzalez? That’s plain mean

Not saying that guy looks bad in any way.

Dude, wtf is there caterpillars on your foreheads?

bro is the superbowl on your forehead this year?

You look like the kid who brings only candy and chips to a campout

I actually am

:0)

The only woman that actually likes you is your mother, no wonder you’re depressed

And even his mother secretly doesn't like him.

He’s adopted because his foster mother wanted a pig

But he is a pig

Exactly

Exactly.

Exactly

Exactly

Exactly

Exact

Exa

The curtain in the background probably has more fashion than you.

Bro looks like he could incubate an egg in his nostrils

The first thought that came to my mind “moobs.”

welp i guess usernames never lie

Damn, if you went to a fashion show you would be first!

First in the ugliest shits everyone has ever seen!

t e r r I b l e c u r t a I n s

Roast you? Just walk outside shirtless for 10 minutes on a sunny day. That should do it.

Your one eye looks like it's trying to silently escape the other eye.

This dude so poor he couldn't afford tint in the plastic of his glasses.

It looks like a Mitch McConnel rewind portrait.

Your cheeks have puffed so far out your ears can't be seen.

This kids hairline is like the US Government, clearly in recession.

If the phrase sweaty palms had a face.

Pig fits you perfectly

🐖

you look like the product of shrek and lord farquad having a baby

Oh god

what species of hippo are you?

you look like youve just held a shit in for three weeks and just let it out

yo so fat vegan teacher could use u as a cow referance

I have no words for your face it's just to fugly

you look like that one kid in family gatherings that you see using your pc with chocolate smeared all over your face

after reading all the comments, I have decided that all you need is an apple in your mouth and even Gordon Ramsey won't know the difference between you and a roasted pig