THINKING OF MOVING TO ARIZONA? HERE ARE 8 TRUTHS THEY'LL NEVER TELL YOU; TEMPS HIGH ENOUGH TO KILL PEOPLE ON THE EAST COAST ARE LOWER THAN THE TEMPS YOU'LL EXPERIENCE HERE EVERY SUMMER! ENJOY! WORRIED YOU USE A LOT OF ENERGY NOW? CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT? JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE YOUR FIRST POWER BILL IN ARIZONA! WHAT DO ARIZONA AND ALASKA HAVE IN COMMON? GAS PRICES! JUST GRAB YOUR ANKLES WHEN YOU FUEL UP, IT'S FINE; IS IRRATIONAL ANGER YOUR FIRST RESPONSE TO EVERY SITUATION? I HOPE SO, BECAUSE YOU CAN LITERALLY WITNESS PEOPLE'S EMOTIONAL STATE DETERIORATE AS SUMMER DRAGS ON; DO YOU LOVE TO SHOP? GREAT! BECAUSE YOU'LL LOVE ARIZONA'S SALES TAX. IT'S ONE OF THE HIGHEST IN THE COUNTRY! HAVE YOU SEEN A DUST DEVIL BIGGER THAN YOUR HOUSE FORM IN YOUR BACKYARD? YOU WILL! FOND OF YOUR COTTEN UNDERWEAR? AFTER YOUR FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH CROTCH ROT, YOU'LL SWITCH TO EXPENSIVE SYNTHETICS! MONSOON SEASON WON'T COOL THE KILLER TEMPS VERY MUCH, BUT HUMIDTY WILL SKYROCKET! THINK EXTRA HOT HOUSTON!
