Oh no…

f**k

Don't you mean "Blimey"?

yes

LOL

*football music starts playing*
WE’RE COMING HOME!
WE’RE COMING HOME!
ENGLAND’S COMING HOME!

Yo you should watch and FC Cincinnati game if you ever come to America.
They're my team, and kinda bad, and it's funny

Ok

F***, Now we have to speak English CORRECTLY!

THEN WHY’S IT CALLED SOCCER
USE THE LANGUAGE CORRECTLY

Because Americans are SUCCERS for good names!

XDDDDDD
Don’t they have a state called Green Mountains?

Yep that’s Vermont…

Yep
I’ve got family there

I am realizing some of our states don’t have the most creative names

Yep

Right on, Chap.
As you can see, They're not so bright with their naming.

They literally have New York
There’s already a York
New England
Englands just east from y’all
And new MEXICO?
Isn’t that like down the road?

LOL
(Laughter Outside Lungs)

Lots of Love*

You know so many of us Americans probably are seeing this right now

A lot, Probably.

No thank you
I’m using the original language
Because I’m f**king confused about what we’re talking about

If we're talking "Original" Language, It would still be BRITISH! xD

Isn’t there Scottish (Gaelic), Welsh, and Irish?

Well, If we're gonna be even MORE original,
Then it would be Sumerian.

Actually
“English” was invented in Germany I think

And Germany was created by Otto von Bismarck, Who spoke Prussian.

So technically we should be speak Prussian

Technically we should speak Sumerian since it came before even Prussian. xD

(What/where’s tha)

On ancient temples. xD

They're the ones with Needle-like alphabet.

Anyways
We’re now speaking greek

If you do that, You'll lose the ability to pronounce Uranus "Your Anus"!

But then…..
THE GREEK GODS BECOME REALLLLLL

Not really, You have to know Mysticism to do that. xD

Bitch Idgaf
WE NEED THE F**KING OLYMPIANS

You still gotta know Mysticism to do that!
You can't just "Abracadabra" Artemis to existence! xD

I can

Learning Greek Mysticism doesn't take long.
Just a few years, It wont even reach a decade. (If you're not lazy, That is.)

bitch Riordan lied

*cries*

Hey, Like I said, It may take time, But you can still do it.

Fine

Just don't summon any evil spirits/deities and you'll be fine.

Fine….

And don't use anything on plants until you're skilled enough, Trust me, It ends badly.

Hmph

But Demeter?

You gotta earn SKILL first, Or the plant is gonna die and smell like crap for the next few days.

In his defense, Most of his characters were Demigods, And they're literally BORN to adapt to Mysticism.

But we don’t give a shir
We want the gods
And we want ‘em now

It's harder for humans, I don't make the rules. xD

No you can't, Trust me I know.

AGHHHHHH
NOOOOOOO

LOL

THE PJO FANS ARENT GONNA BE HAPPY

fax

Indeed

Next thing you know we'll be playing Draughts instead of Checkers while drinking Tea. xD

Tea is good
But actually you’ll be playing 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭

Wait, How would that change?
Football was already football. xD

SOCCER!

Oh, That's what the American's dubbed it, Because apparently "Gridiron" was too hard to pronounce.

Then why not just call it FOOTBALL

Because in FOOTBALL you use your FOOT to shoot the ball and you're not allowed to use your hands! DUH!
The only time you use your foot in Gridiron is for transportation and when you shoot it ONCE when the stars align.

In AF you only use it once!
If FOOTBALL you use your feet the ENTIRE game!

PRECISELY.

You know, the game actually using your feet?

You mean the greatest sport of all time?

You play “soccer”?!

No, I play FOOTBALL.
TRUE FOOTBALL.

The one with your hands
The rip off of rugby?

That's the England version of Gridiron.
NONE of them are FOOTBALL!
They should be called "Backwards handball"!

Nah
Football use your feet
The real English football

What the f**k happened here

Don't worry,
This good chap here will explain it all to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvEXPT7t4uE