Help 3 (Others in the stream Mr_Incredible_Memes); It was a dream. USA is getting nuked in your area. You launch in the air. You hit the ground and can't get up. You get unconscious. You are in a lake with a wood, and you don't know how to swim so you swim with it. You got to land and see a message once you get there. You read the message and it says you are stuck in a loop. You run straight to the road and the same guy picks you up. You beat him up and drive to your house. You arrive but... Your house is destroyed and you are now homeless. You beg for money and food. Satan comes to pick you up. He sends you to a safe place to talk. He asks "You stuck in a loop?"; You say yes and the loop is gone. Satan gives you a house and £100000. And some food. You eat Golden Wings. You eat half of them and you are full. You have a gaming setup! You play Minecraft. It moves automatically very fast for a speedrun. You are first in Minecraft speedrun.