WHY DO POLITICIANS LIE SO MUCH? "OF COUSE ELIMINATING THE SOUTHERN BORDER WILL COOL THE EARTH BY 3.6 DEGREES! PLUS THERE WERE NO BORDERS BEFORE 1855. I FOUND AN OLD MAP IN THE WHITE HOUSE ATTIC TO PROVE IT!"; HUMANS NATURALLY SWALLOW AIR THROUGHOUT THE DAY WHILE BREATHING; PLUS FOOD DIGESTION CREATES GAS AS A BYPRODUCT; "NEED MOP I WILL, AFTER THIS"; ALL OF THIS BUILT UP GAS IS RELEASED BY THE BODY AS FLATULENCE, IN OTHER WORDS YOU FART; "ANYONE HAVE A MENTOS?"; "I COULD USE TWO MYSELF"; HOWEVER, CAREER POLITICIANS HAVE NO ANUS. AS A RESULT, GASSES CAN ONLY BE EXPELLED THROUGH THEIR MOUTHS; "ELIMINATE STUDENT LOAN DEBT? WHEN DID I SAY THAT?"; THEREFORE WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS A CAMPAIN PROMISE WAS ONLY A SMELLY MOUTH FART. WHICH OF COURSE EMBARASSES THE POLITICIAN, SO THEY BACKTRACK ON THOSE WORDS YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
